I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is.
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
The human species, according to the best theory I can form of it, is composed of two distinct races, the men who borrow and the men who lend.
The teller of a mirthful tale has latitude allowed him. We are content with less than absolute truth.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Let us live for the beauty of our own reality.
Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.
Credulity is the man's weakness, but the child's strength.
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.