He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
The teller of a mirthful tale has latitude allowed him. We are content with less than absolute truth.
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Let us live for the beauty of our own reality.
Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
Credulity is the man's weakness, but the child's strength.
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is.
The human species, according to the best theory I can form of it, is composed of two distinct races, the men who borrow and the men who lend.