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Francois de La Rochefoucauld

September 15, 1613March 17, 1680

It is great folly to wish to be wise all alone.

François VI, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Prince de Marcillac was a noted French author of maxims and memoirs. His is a clear-eyed, worldly ...

Samuel Johnson

September 18, 1709December 13, 1784

Man alone is born crying, lives complaining, and dies disappointed.

Samuel Johnson, often referred to as Dr Johnson, was an English writer who made lasting contributions to English literature as a poet, ...

Laurence J. Peter

September 16, 1919January 12, 1990

Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.

Dr. Laurence Johnston Peter (September 16, 1919 - January 12, 1990) was an educator and "hierarchiologist", best known to the general ...

Sydney J. Harris

September 14, 1917December 8, 1986

Middle Age is that perplexing time of life when we hear two voices calling us, one saying, 'Why not?' and the other, 'Why bother?'

Sydney J. Harris was an American journalist for the Chicago Daily News and later the Chicago Sun-Times. He wrote 11 books and his weekday ...

Robert Benchley

September 15, 1889November 21, 1945

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

Robert Charles Benchley was an American humorist best known for his work as a newspaper columnist and film actor. From his beginnings at ...

J. B. Priestley

September 13, 1894August 14, 1984

The greatest writers of this age... are aware of the mystery of our existence.

John Boynton Priestley, OM, known as J. B. Priestley, was an English novelist, playwright and broadcaster. His Yorkshire background is ...

Francis Parker Yockey

September 18, 1917June 16, 1960

The 19th century was the age of Individualism the 20th and 21st are the ages of Socialism.

Francis Parker Yockey was an American attorney, political philosopher and polemicist best known for his neo-Spenglerian book Imperium: The ...

Emil Zatopek

September 19, 1922November 22, 2000

The athlete of today is not an athlete alone. He's the center of a team - doctors, scientists, coaches, agents and so on.

Emil Zátopek was a Czechoslovak long-distance runner best known for winning three gold medals at the 1952 Summer Olympics in Helsinki. He ...

Roald Dahl

September 13, 1916November 23, 1990

A writer of fiction lives in fear. Each new day demands new ideas and he can never be sure whether he is going to come up with them or not.

Roald Dahl was a British novelist, short story writer, poet, screenwriter, and fighter pilot. Born in Wales to Norwegian parents, Dahl ...

Agatha Christie

September 15, 1890January 12, 1976

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Dame Agatha Mary Clarissa Christie, DBE was an English crime novelist, short story writer, and playwright. She also wrote six romances ...

William Howard Taft

September 15, 1857March 8, 1930

Failure to accord credit to anyone for what he may have done is a great weakness in any man.

William Howard Taft was the 27th President of the United States and later the tenth Chief Justice of the United States. He is the only ...

Greta Garbo

September 18, 1905April 15, 1990

I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be left alone.' There is all the difference.

Greta Garbo, was a Swedish film actress and an international star and icon during Hollywood's silent and classic periods. Garbo was ...

Samuel Wilson

September 13, 1766July 31, 1854

The infrastructure for linking environmental health and public health is not working as well as it should.

Samuel Wilson was a meat-packer from Troy, New York whose name is purportedly the source of the personification of the United States known ...

Karen Horney

September 16, 1885December 4, 1952

Fortunately analysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.

Karen Horney was a German psychoanalyst who practiced in the United States during her later career. Her theories questioned some ...

Orson Pratt

September 19, 1811October 3, 1881

God is the King. In him exists all legal authority.

Orson Pratt, Sr. was a leader in the Latter Day Saint movement and an original member of the Quorum of Twelve Apostles. He was born in ...

Clara Schumann

September 13, 1819May 20, 1896

My imagination can picture no fairer happiness than to continue living for art.

Clara Schumann was a German musician and composer, considered one of the most distinguished pianists of the Romantic era. She exerted her ...

Allan Bloom

September 14, 1930October 7, 1992

Education is the movement from darkness to light.

Allan David Bloom was an American philosopher, classicist, and academician. He studied under David Grene, Leo Strauss, Richard McKeon and ...

Margaret Sanger

September 14, 1879September 6, 1966

Diplomats make it their business to conceal the facts.

Margaret Higgins Sanger was an American birth control activist, sex educator, and nurse. Sanger popularized the term birth control, opened ...

Charlie Byrd

September 16, 1925December 2, 1999

A person should design the way he makes a living around how he wishes to make a life.

Charlie Lee Byrd was an American guitarist. His earliest and strongest musical influence was Django Reinhardt, the gypsy guitarist. Byrd ...

Ellsworth Huntington

September 16, 1876October 17, 1947

We are learning, too, that the love of beauty is one of Nature's greatest healers.

Ellsworth Huntington was a professor of geography at Yale University during the early 20th century, known for his studies on climatic ...

Agnes de Mille

September 18, 1905October 7, 1993

A good education is usually harmful to a dancer. A good calf is better than a good head.

Agnes George de Mille (September 18, 1905 - October 7, 1993) was an American dancer and choreographer. Agnes de Mille was born in New York ...

Mike Royko

September 19, 1932April 29, 1997

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

Michael "Mike" Royko was a Chicago newspaper columnist, winner of the 1972 Pulitzer Prize for commentary. Over his 30-year career, he wrote ...