A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
29 quotes from Groucho Marx
You can die of the cure before you die of the illness.
5 quotes from Michael Landon
And of course, identifying all human genes and proteins will have great medical significance.
2 other quotes from Daniel Nathans
When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much.
2 more thoughts from Enid Bagnold
The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find.
16 quotes from Denis Diderot
It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.
3 views from P. G. Wodehouse
If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom.
33 more quotes from Dwight D. Eisenhower
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
29 thoughts from Groucho Marx
Understand that legal and illegal are political, and often arbitrary, categorizations use and abuse are medical, or clinical, distinctions.
3 other sayings from Abbie Hoffman
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
98 more quotes from Mark Twain
A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct.
68 sayings from Samuel Butler
Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism. Whether it is or is not more efficacious I do not know.
68 other thoughts from Samuel Butler
I regret to this day that I never went to college. I feel I should have been a doctor.
3 thoughts from Ty Cobb
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
16 more quotes from Isaac Asimov
Doctors are just the same as lawyers the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
19 sayings from Anton Chekhov
The current medical records system is this: Room after room after room in a hospital filled with paper files.
2 more quotes from Timothy Murphy
Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.
19 views from Anton Chekhov
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
33 more thoughts from Erma Bombeck
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
29 more views from Arthur Schopenhauer
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
33 more quotes from Erma Bombeck
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
16 views from Henny Youngman
I have devoted much time and energy to helping medical physics in developing countries.
6 wisdom & wit from John Cameron
Medical physics is an applied area of physics.
6 quotes from John Cameron
In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.
3 more views from Edward Everett Hale
I am sure that I have been much more useful to society as a medical physicist.
6 views from John Cameron
There are now over 5,000 medical physicists in the U.S more than 50 times the number in 1958.
6 thoughts from John Cameron
I was the Chair of the first department of medical physics in a medical school in the U.S.
6 quotes from John Cameron
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing.
15 quotes from Norman Cousins
Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed to kindness, to knowledge, we make promise only pain we obey.
18 quotes from Marcel Proust
One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
2 sayings from Alice James
Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
50 more thoughts from Napoleon Bonaparte
I completed medical school at Loma Linda University School of Medicine in 1984.
3 sayings from Samuel Wilson
I have written two medical novels. I have never studied medicine, never seen an operation.
10 quotes from Taylor Caldwell