To himself everyone is immortal he may know that he is going to die, but he can never know that he is dead.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
For truth is precious and divine, too rich a pearl for carnal swine.
Work with some men is as besetting a sin as idleness.
From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.
God and the Devil are an effort after specialization and the division of labor.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but a little want of knowledge is also a dangerous thing.
Man is God's highest present development. He is the latest thing in God.
Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism. Whether it is or is not more efficacious I do not know.
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
And so there is no God but has been in the loins of past gods.
Self-preservation is the first law of nature.
Fear is static that prevents me from hearing myself.
What is faith but a kind of betting or speculation after all? It should be, I bet that my Redeemer liveth.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, 'Can he name a kitten?'
The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.
To give pain is the tyranny to make happy, the true empire of beauty.
You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it.
The history of the world is the record of the weakness, frailty and death of public opinion.
Lying has a kind of respect and reverence with it. We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging his superiority whenever we lie to him.
God as now generally conceived of is only the last witch.
A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.
If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death.
A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct.
Death is only a larger kind of going abroad.
People in general are equally horrified at hearing the Christian religion doubted, and at seeing it practiced.
A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it.
It is a wise tune that knows its own father, and I like my music to be the legitimate offspring of respectable parents.
All truth is not to be told at all times.
He has spent his life best who has enjoyed it most. God will take care that we do not enjoy it any more than is good for us.
Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it.
All philosophies, if you ride them home, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.
The Athanasian Creed is to me light and intelligible reading in comparison with much that now passes for science.
Theist and atheist: the fight between them is as to whether God shall be called God or shall have some other name.
Life is like music it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
Faith - you can do very little with it, but you can do nothing without it.
The want of money is the root of all evil.
An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
We shall never get people whose time is money to take much interest in atoms.
Every man's work, whether it be literature, or music or pictures or architecture or anything else, is always a portrait of himself.
A skilful leech is better far, than half a hundred men of war.
The worst thing that can happen to a man is to lose his money, the next worst his health, the next worst his reputation.
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
In law, nothing is certain but the expense.
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
Think of and look at your work as though it were done by your enemy. I you look at it to admire it, you are lost.
Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity?
There is nothing which at once affects a man so much and so little as his own death.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
Let every man be true and every god a liar.
The Bible may be the truth, but it is not the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Women can stand a beating except when it is with their own weapons.
There is no such source of error as the pursuit of truth.
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.