wedding
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
23 sayings from Helen Rowland
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
2 quotes from John Heywood
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
2 quotes from Eddie Cantor
The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.
10 quotes from Heraclitus
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
23 other views from Helen Rowland
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.
9 wisdom & wit from Ethel Merman
I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
36 other views from Lord Byron
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
36 more quotes from Lord Byron
I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do.
8 quotes from Jane Seymour
Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.
4 views from Samuel Pepys
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
3 thoughts from Alice Roosevelt Longworth
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
50 views from Robert Frost
When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on.
5 wisdom & wit from Henry Fielding
My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour!
3 views from Anne Baxter
A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.
53 views from Honore de Balzac
That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.
13 wisdom & wit from James M. Barrie
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
24 quotes from Joseph Addison
The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.
15 more quotes from Christopher Morley
An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.
22 quotes from William Feather
O month when they who love must love and wed.
6 more quotes from Helen Hunt Jackson
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
29 thoughts from Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
29 sayings from Groucho Marx
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
8 sayings from Oliver Goldsmith
A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.
29 more quotes from Friedrich Schiller
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.
14 quotes from Heinrich Heine
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
14 other thoughts from James Thurber
I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding.
17 views from Sammy Davis, Jr.
A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock.
3 more quotes from Charles Simmons