wedding
O month when they who love must love and wed.
6 other quotes from Helen Hunt Jackson
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
29 quotes from Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
29 other quotes from Groucho Marx
A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.
29 other thoughts from Friedrich Schiller
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
8 thoughts from Oliver Goldsmith
I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding.
17 more quotes from Sammy Davis, Jr.
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.
14 views from Heinrich Heine
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
14 other quotes from James Thurber
A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock.
3 wisdom & wit from Charles Simmons
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
23 quotes from Helen Rowland
I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do.
8 wisdom & wit from Jane Seymour
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
23 more thoughts from Helen Rowland
The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.
10 more sayings from Heraclitus
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
2 quotes from Eddie Cantor
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
36 thoughts from Lord Byron
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
2 thoughts from John Heywood
I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
36 more quotes from Lord Byron
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.
9 sayings from Ethel Merman
Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.
4 quotes from Samuel Pepys
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
3 quotes from Alice Roosevelt Longworth
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
50 views from Robert Frost
When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on.
5 quotes from Henry Fielding
That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.
13 other wisdom & wit from James M. Barrie
My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour!
3 sayings from Anne Baxter
The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.
15 quotes from Christopher Morley
A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.
53 thoughts from Honore de Balzac
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
24 quotes from Joseph Addison
An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.
22 more quotes from William Feather