cars
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.
7 other wisdom & wit from Tallulah Bankhead
I only know it takes weeks to recover, as if one had been in a car accident.
5 more quotes from Patricia Highsmith
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
33 more wisdom & wit from Erma Bombeck
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
33 more views from Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
33 more sayings from Erma Bombeck
Never have more children than you have car windows.
33 other quotes from Erma Bombeck
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
33 other quotes from Erma Bombeck
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
10 quotes from Peter De Vries
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
33 quotes from Erma Bombeck
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
33 quotes from Erma Bombeck
By far my most perilous assignment was covering a tank car explosion.
14 quotes from Jessica Savitch
The New Dealers have all left Washington to make way for the car dealers.
3 sayings from Adlai Stevenson
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
16 wisdom & wit from Henny Youngman
Later, my father died up in Marysville. So, my mother and I got in the car and came down to Hollywood.
2 more quotes from Marc Davis
Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?
6 quotes from Jack Kerouac
If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
2 quotes from Oskar Schindler
As soon as I began to earn what might be called fairly large sums, I bought a car and began to explore the country around New York.
7 quotes from Kate Smith
A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.
21 quotes from Mignon McLaughlin
What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?
115 quotes from George Bernard Shaw
The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.
19 quotes from Marshall McLuhan
Mass transportation is doomed to failure in North America because a person's car is the only place where he can be alone and think.
19 other quotes from Marshall McLuhan
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
19 views from E. B. White
Boys, they can't take my refrigerator now. They'll never get my car now. I paid cash for 'em and they're mine, and I'm keepin' 'em!
4 quotes from Patsy Cline
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
21 views from Laurence J. Peter
I'm not gonna ride home in the car. I'll wait for Randy. I think I'll get home quicker.
4 other quotes from Patsy Cline
Forget the damned motor car and build the cities for lovers and friends.
8 quotes from Lewis Mumford
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
36 more thoughts from Theodore Roosevelt
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately.
2 wisdom & wit from Eleanor Robson Belmont
I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money.
17 quotes from Sammy Davis, Jr.
The will is never free - it is always attached to an object, a purpose. It is simply the engine in the car - it can't steer.
4 other wisdom & wit from Joyce Cary