The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning.
I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.
Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.
The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.