cars
A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.
21 wisdom & wit from Mignon McLaughlin
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
27 wisdom & wit from Dave Barry
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
19 more sayings from E. B. White
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
27 views from Dave Barry
What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?
115 more thoughts from George Bernard Shaw
The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.
19 more quotes from Marshall McLuhan
Mass transportation is doomed to failure in North America because a person's car is the only place where he can be alone and think.
19 other views from Marshall McLuhan
I'm not gonna ride home in the car. I'll wait for Randy. I think I'll get home quicker.
4 thoughts from Patsy Cline
Boys, they can't take my refrigerator now. They'll never get my car now. I paid cash for 'em and they're mine, and I'm keepin' 'em!
4 quotes from Patsy Cline
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
21 thoughts from Laurence J. Peter
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
36 wisdom & wit from Theodore Roosevelt
Forget the damned motor car and build the cities for lovers and friends.
8 quotes from Lewis Mumford
The will is never free - it is always attached to an object, a purpose. It is simply the engine in the car - it can't steer.
4 wisdom & wit from Joyce Cary
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately.
2 quotes from Eleanor Robson Belmont
I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money.
17 more sayings from Sammy Davis, Jr.
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.
7 views from Tallulah Bankhead
I only know it takes weeks to recover, as if one had been in a car accident.
5 other wisdom & wit from Patricia Highsmith
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
10 other quotes from Peter De Vries
The New Dealers have all left Washington to make way for the car dealers.
3 sayings from Adlai Stevenson
By far my most perilous assignment was covering a tank car explosion.
14 views from Jessica Savitch
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
33 sayings from Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
33 quotes from Erma Bombeck
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
33 other sayings from Erma Bombeck
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
33 quotes from Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
33 views from Erma Bombeck
Never have more children than you have car windows.
33 more views from Erma Bombeck
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
33 other sayings from Erma Bombeck
Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?
6 wisdom & wit from Jack Kerouac
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
16 quotes from Henny Youngman
Later, my father died up in Marysville. So, my mother and I got in the car and came down to Hollywood.
2 more quotes from Marc Davis
If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
2 other views from Oskar Schindler
As soon as I began to earn what might be called fairly large sums, I bought a car and began to explore the country around New York.
7 more sayings from Kate Smith