Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.
Until the men of action clear out the talkers we who have social consciences are at the mercy of those who have none.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work.
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.
Beauty is all very well at first sight but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
Nothing is ever done in this world until men are prepared to kill one another if it is not done.
Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life itself is the miracle of miracles.
Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own.
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.
We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
Old men are dangerous: it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to the world.
You use a glass mirror to see your face you use works of art to see your soul.
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?
I never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from people.
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
Clever and attractive women do not want to vote they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
A veteran journalist has never had time to think twice before he writes.
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
My reputation grows with every failure.
Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.
He's a man of great common sense and good taste - meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage.
The art of government is the organisation of idolatry.
I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.
Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your heart's desire the other is to get it.
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
Capitalism has destroyed our belief in any effective power but that of self interest backed by force.
Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.
The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and about all time.
A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.
Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
We are the only real aristocracy in the world: the aristocracy of money.
Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.
I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
A man of great common sense and good taste - meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage.
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.
An index is a great leveller.
You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
All my life affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it.
The love of economy is the root of all virtue.
I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't.
In a battle all you need to make you fight is a little hot blood and the knowledge that it's more dangerous to lose than to win.
If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.
Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.
There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.
Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.
Power does not corrupt men fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
A little learning is a dangerous thing, but we must take that risk because a little is as much as our biggest heads can hold.
Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.
It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.
Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die do not outlive yourself.
You are going to let the fear of poverty govern you life and your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live.
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake.
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.
If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not.
The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.
Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.
What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child.
The truth is, hardly any of us have ethical energy enough for more than one really inflexible point of honor.
Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability.
Hell is full of musical amateurs.
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love.
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.