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family

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.

I would rather start a family than finish one.

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

Without a family, man, alone in the world, trembles with the cold.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

The family is the school of duties - founded on love.

In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past, bridge to our future.

The CIA is made up of boys whose families sent them to Princeton but wouldn't let them into the family brokerage business.

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth.

Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man's starving!

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.

Classical and romantic: private language of a family quarrel, a dead dispute over the distribution of emphasis between man and nature.

The love of family and the admiration of friends is much more important than wealth and privilege.

All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

The most merciful thing that a family does to one of its infant members is to kill it.

Woman is the salvation or the destruction of the family. She carries its destiny in the folds of her mantle.

Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.

Actors are one family over the entire world.

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.

I believe in God, family, truth between people, the power of love.

Italians come to ruin most generally in three ways, women, gambling, and farming. My family chose the slowest one.

I approached everything, my job, my family, my romances, with intensity.

The family is the nucleus of civilization.

The family is the first essential cell of human society.

My parents were French and Irish and our family even has Spanish blood-and I do so love the United States and consider myself part American.

Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Women's natural role is to be a pillar of the family.

The Bible is the great family chronicle of the Jews.

Only solitary men know the full joys of frienship. Others have their family but to a solitary and an exile, his friends are everything.

A man should never neglect his family for business.

We believed in our idea - a family park where parents and children could have fun- together.

There can be hope only for a society which acts as one big family, not as many separate ones.

The family is one of nature's masterpieces.

The true poet for me is a priest. As soon as he dons the cassock, he must leave his family.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

I can't imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home. What's a home and family for if it's not the center of one's life?

God did not intend the human family to be wafted to heaven on flowery beds of ease.

As a single withered tree, if set aflame, causes a whole forest to burn, so does a rascal son destroy a whole family.

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

Pray in your family daily, that yours may be in the number of the families who call upon God.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

No amount of law enforcement can solve a problem that goes back to the family.

There is little less trouble in governing a private family than a whole kingdom.

There is not much less vexation in the government of a private family than in the managing of an entire state.

A family on the throne is an interesting idea. It brings down the pride of sovereignty to the level of petty life.

Every adolescent has that dream every century has that dream every revolutionary has that dream, to destroy the family.

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

A man ought to live so that everybody knows he is a Christian... and most of all, his family ought to know.

It is extraordinary that when you are acquainted with a whole family you can forget about them.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

I talked about my family, my family's so important.

By 1969, when I celebrated 45 years in the music business, I also had 45 people in our musical family.

We really were a very musical family. Father managed to buy us a small pump organ, and I just loved this instrument.

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.

The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have.

Women know what men have long forgotten. The ultimate economic and spiritual unit of any civilization is still the family.

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

A fellow oughtn't to let his family property go to pieces.

Cherish your human connections: your relationships with friends and family.

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

When I remember my family, I always remember their backs. They were always indignantly leaving places.

This is all the inheritance I give to my dear family. The religion of Christ will give them one which will make them rich indeed.

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general.

The family is the test of freedom because the family is the only thing that the free man makes for himself and by himself.

I have now disposed of all my property to my family. There is one thing more I wish I could give them, and that is the Christian religion.

Love and fear. Everything the father of a family says must inspire one or the other.

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.

The left dismisses talk about the collapse of family life and talks instead about the emergence of the growing new diversity of family types.

A family with the wrong members in control that, perhaps, is as near as one can come to describing England in a phrase.

Family life is too intimate to be preserved by the spirit of justice. It can be sustained by a spirit of love which goes beyond justice.

I am the family face flesh perishes, I live on.

The principal contributor to loneliness in this country is television. What happens is that the family 'gets together' alone.

The left ask people to believe that there is no conflict between feminism and the family.

The last three decades have seen the collapse of the family wage system.

The family wage has been eroded by the same developments that have promoted consumerism as a way of life.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Liberals subscribe to the new flexible, pluralistic definition of the family their defense of families carries no conviction.

Most women are pragmatists who have allowed extremists on the left and right to manipulate the family issue for their own purposes.

Respectable means rich, and decent means poor. I should die if I heard my family called decent.

Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine.