When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
At my age flowers scare me.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.