I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
At my age flowers scare me.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.