I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
At my age flowers scare me.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.