Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
At my age flowers scare me.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.