I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
At my age flowers scare me.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.