I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
At my age flowers scare me.
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.