Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
My main point is to be funny if I can slip a message in there, fine.
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.
Funny is an attitude.