The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.
Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.