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E. W. Howe Novelist

  • Gender: Male
  • Citizenship: United States
  • Born: May 3, 1853
  • Died: Oct 3, 1937

Edgar Watson Howe, sometimes referred to as E. W. Howe, was an American novelist and newspaper and magazine editor in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He was perhaps best known for his magazine, E.W. Howe's Monthly. Howe was well traveled and known for his sharp wit in his editorials.

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.

It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it.

The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.

When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom wait until they have been married longer.

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.

If your faith is opposed to experience, to human learning and investigation, it is not worth the breath used in giving it expression.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.

There is nothing so well known as that we should not expect something for nothing - but we all do and call it Hope.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

When a man has no reason to trust himself, he trusts in luck.

The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship.

Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.

There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it.

Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.

To be an ideal guest, stay at home.

For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.

A man will do more for his stubbornness than for his religion or his country.