An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.
I never learned from a man who agreed with me.
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.
They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.
A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill.
It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
The universe never did make sense I suspect it was built on government contract.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
By cultivating the beautiful we scatter the seeds of heavenly flowers, as by doing good we cultivate those that belong to humanity.