Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.
Please write music like Wagner, only louder.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.
This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.
No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life.
Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Spare no expense to save money on this one.
From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.
I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.
The harder I work, the luckier I get.