wedding
The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.
10 views from Heraclitus
A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.
29 thoughts from Friedrich Schiller
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
8 more thoughts from Oliver Goldsmith
A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock.
3 quotes from Charles Simmons
I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding.
17 more thoughts from Sammy Davis, Jr.
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.
14 quotes from Heinrich Heine
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
14 quotes from James Thurber
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
2 other quotes from Eddie Cantor
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
23 other wisdom & wit from Helen Rowland
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
2 thoughts from John Heywood
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.
9 wisdom & wit from Ethel Merman
I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
36 sayings from Lord Byron
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
36 other wisdom & wit from Lord Byron
I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do.
8 wisdom & wit from Jane Seymour
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
23 views from Helen Rowland
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
3 more sayings from Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.
4 other views from Samuel Pepys
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
50 other quotes from Robert Frost
When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on.
5 more quotes from Henry Fielding
The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.
15 wisdom & wit from Christopher Morley
That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.
13 views from James M. Barrie
My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour!
3 quotes from Anne Baxter
A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.
53 more views from Honore de Balzac
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
24 more quotes from Joseph Addison
An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.
22 sayings from William Feather
O month when they who love must love and wed.
6 other sayings from Helen Hunt Jackson
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
29 more thoughts from Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
29 other sayings from Groucho Marx