Quotes & anectdotes from
the wise,
the foolish,
the courageous &
the drunk

wedding

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.

My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour!

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.

A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.

That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.

O month when they who love must love and wed.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock.

I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding.

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on.