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Voltaire Philosopher

  • Gender: Male
  • Citizenship: France
  • Born: Nov 21, 1694
  • Died: May 30, 1778

François-Marie Arouet, known by his nom de plume Voltaire, was a French Enlightenment writer, historian, and philosopher famous for his wit, his attacks on the established Catholic Church, and his advocacy of freedom of religion, freedom of expression, and separation of church and state. Voltaire was a versatile writer, producing works in almost every literary form, including plays, poems, novels, essays, and historical and scientific works. He wrote more than 20,000 letters and more than 2,000 books and pamphlets. He was an outspoken advocate, despite the risk this placed him in under the strict censorship laws of the time. As a satirical polemicist, he frequently made use of his works to criticize intolerance, religious dogma, and the French institutions of his day.

To hold a pen is to be at war.

Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die.

I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.

The infinitely little have a pride infinitely great.

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices.

Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense.

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Time, which alone makes the reputation of men, ends by making their defects respectable.

In this country it is a good thing to kill an admiral from time to time to encourage the others.

It is not sufficient to see and to know the beauty of a work. We must feel and be affected by it.

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.

One great use of words is to hide our thoughts.

Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.

History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes.

The very impossibility in which I find myself to prove that God is not, discovers to me his existence.

Nature has always had more force than education.

One merit of poetry few persons will deny: it says more and in fewer words than prose.

Better is the enemy of good.

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe.

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love.

We are all full of weakness and errors let us mutually pardon each other our follies - it is the first law of nature.

The truths of religion are never so well understood as by those who have lost the power of reason.

God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.

He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who is only wise.

It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot one must become the enemy of the rest of mankind.

The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional assassination.

To the living we owe respect, but to the dead we owe only the truth.

The safest course is to do nothing against one's conscience. With this secret, we can enjoy life and have no fear from death.

History should be written as philosophy.

Let us work without theorizing, tis the only way to make life endurable.

If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.

Is there anyone so wise as to learn by the experience of others?

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare The truth thou hast, that all may share Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare.

It is vain for the coward to flee death follows close behind it is only by defying it that the brave escape.

If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.

He who is not just is severe, he who is not wise is sad.

Society therefore is an ancient as the world.

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

The opportunity for doing mischief is found a hundred times a day, and of doing good once in a year.

Perfection is attained by slow degrees it requires the hand of time.

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument.

It is forbidden to kill therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.

The best is the enemy of the good.

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.

All styles are good except the tiresome kind.

When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.

The ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination.

Men hate the individual whom they call avaricious only because nothing can be gained from him.

The best way to be boring is to leave nothing out.

All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God.

I am very fond of truth, but not at all of martyrdom.

What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous.

Fear follows crime and is its punishment.

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to another.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

The art of government is to make two-thirds of a nation pay all it possibly can pay for the benefit of the other third.

An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination.

He who has not the spirit of this age, has all the misery of it.

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead.

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.

Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts.

Tears are the silent language of grief.

Common sense is not so common.

The ancient Romans built their greatest masterpieces of architecture, their amphitheaters, for wild beasts to fight in.

To believe in God is impossible not to believe in Him is absurd.

Very learned women are to be found, in the same manner as female warriors but they are seldom or ever inventors.

All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women.

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.

Business is the salt of life.

We are rarely proud when we are alone.

There are truths which are not for all men, nor for all times.

It is said that the present is pregnant with the future.